I HAD TO SHARE THIS.......not sure the right place to post

I was chatting with Nina on the phone, a massive crane fly (daddy long legs)appeared in my kitchen -well - I nearly had brown pants - sorry too graphic - i hate the darned things - it was HUGE. Nina was laughing cos I was screaming. I told her I hate spiders too. This is where it gets spooky - I posted a poem on Ninas website, Tony shot out of his chair and caught a MASSIVE spider right at the back of my head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eeeeeewwwww I've gone all goose bumply....... I mean, A SPIDER so big it was wearing hobnailed boots and I could see it breathing!!!!!! It had the nerve to run past my head at close range - yuk -- if Tony hadn't been there it would have CRAWLED ON ME -- i need a diazapam. Look I know by now you may be thinking I'm quite mad and you'd be correct, but I have SERIOUS arachnaphobia dudes. I'm still recovering, breathing, trying not to imagine its hairy legs and booted feet and eight beady eyes ewwwwww how is it they dont run in circles with all those legs anyways? I feel a nightmare coming on.
sorry, had to tell you about it.
I keep slapping my shoulder now thinking it's still there. there was one on my wall which was a body building spider I swear and no one got it for me til today, they put it outside, I think it told it's mate and thats why it came to get me. Sorry to rant, I'm going now, I need a beer, I'm traumatised.

Jinny xoxoxoxo