Well earlier this week my bike was stolen. I went to the police station to report it missing. When asked is it valuable I said yes but they wanted a monetary value. Its old but is my means of exercise and getting out of my head. They said it probably wouldn't go on the database because it wasn't worth much. Well I went off my head. I ranted about police letting petty crime go by and how its the thin edge of the wedge etc. I was asked politely to leave by an officer.
The only consolation I have is maybe whoever stole it has been injured as the brakes don't work.