In terms of the irony and just flat out stupidity about drugs/tobacco/alcohol - I regularly visit locked wards to see clients and our hospitals are all no smoking allowed now - so my clients are desperate for cigarettes (which I used to carry to hospitals and jails to give to clients) =and when asked why - the response from the mds and rns is that smoking is bad for their health - which makes me laugh as many of my clients who have been locked up for very long have hideous side effects from the prescription drugs they have had forced upon them. In involuntary hearings, some come to court (they have the right to be present but can waive it) just to get a chance to smoke.