Hail, the kitchen conquering hero! Now I want to stand guard over it, sword at the ready, and do battle with the evil kitchen-mongering minions that have no respect for dry counters and shiny sinks. Instead I'm doing laundry and resting on the couch. The minions are already plotting their first strike on the defenseless land. . . Something about dinner, but I can't be bothered so we're having pizza!