The first one I see still expresses surprise at some things - I will say something about having done something and the woman will be all "I did not know you did x" me - of course you didn't, you don't know all sorts of things about me.
Then she will get all snotty and spent the rest of the time saying "xxx, but of course, I don't know you" and I will say -"Exactly so stop talking"

Good times.