I think the avatar explains the froggy (that's Ms. Froggy) part. As with most frogs of little brain this is my picture on a "good" day. I'm either someone's mother-in-law or their worse nightmare. I'm mean how many frogs that you know go out in public with their hair in curlers and wearing a bathrobe.

As for keb......
except for Hubby who insists on calling me wifey (hearing aid is in off position) and my children (when forced to acknowledge genetics) who call me Mom, I'm keb.

And you really don't want to know the rest of the story.........