Okay so I've been on a dating site for two weeks within really no success except for an email from one person. This site creates daily matches for you that you go through to determine who you like and don't like

. Now my dating history is sparse to say the least so I'm looking for someone who doesn't look too intimidating. The trouble is they all look intimidating - they're either showing themselves mountain climbing or dancing with a glass of champagne in their hand. This makes me want to crawl under the couch because my day consists of a long lingering breakfast, a long lingering cup of coffee, a long lingering nap, a long lingering walk, dinner and Jeopardy. Mountain climbing is only on my TV. So if the person on the dating site isn't playing solitaire while sipping tea I'm pretty much defeated. I really am a hermit and I kinda like that. Just thought I'd share because I find life so ridiculous - this is one example.