So, I might be wrong... But I think the point Artchic was trying to make is that, well, sex is messy. I asked my husband the other night, "Why is sexy a thing?" cause really... sex isn't sexy.

Now, that's not to say it's a terrible, regretful, shameful experience. It can be very loving and wonderful, but at the end of the day, it's still messy. But hey, cleaning each other up is part of the bonding experience, right?