I wish I wasn't so freaking useless I can't even make a resume to retard to get off my *** and I don't it myself because I am too stupid to find out how.
The thing I am good at would ruin my reputation I am good at sex and the only way I would have a freaking job was if I was a prostitute or a pornstar because I AM GOOD A NOTHING AND SHOULD ****ING DIE BECAUSE I AM A WASTE OF EVERYONES ****ING TIME AND EFFORT!!!