I'm a tyrant and an embarrassment to my kid. She is turning my house into a flophouse for wayward teens. I'm not allowed to be vocal about my anger, it embarrasses her. Ugh.

They overheard my rant, offered to leave, my kid lost her mind on me and stormed out yelling. Grrr.

I'm ready to move and let them all live here until the house falls down. Damn brats.

Thanks for listening couch!