From several of my family members: Once I accept jesus as my lord and savior the demons will leave me alone because there is no such thing as mental illness or depression it's all the devil and demons

From my best friend in high school: Don't get sperm in your eye or you'll get pregnant fortunately i managed to not laugh right in her face but did correct her.

almost forgot an ex T: IF you will yourself happy you will be happy so my advice is only think about happy things and it will become habit