Dear T,
I hope it's OK I texted you about the test. I knew you'd appreciate the part about the guy giving it. And I wanted you to know I went and got it done like you said I should. I do want to call you up and be like, "Yay, negative!" even thought the guy acted like I needed to wait a few more months beyond the few I've already waited to be sure (which conflicts with what I've read from multiple sources online). But don't want to bother you beyond a text on a Friday afternoon...