I sometimes feel a bit embarrassed for my marriage counselor for a few of his outfits. Like this red polo shirt that looks like he's had it for 10 years. It's an awful color on him, and he always seems to leave it completely unbuttoned so you can see his chest hair. Which, OK, when I had my first erotic dream about him a couple years ago, he was wearing that shirt unbuttoned, and I just felt awkward because, like, hello, chest hair! Which made me flash back to the dream. But since that erotic thing has lessened sometimes, I do feel embarrassed on his behalf for some things he wears, including that shirt. I'm clearly not the only one, as one day, when he came in looking especially pulled together, he said his teenage daughter had put herself in charge of his wardrobe! (I think that must have stopped.)

And my T, who's always very stylishly dressed, and I have actually talked about his wardrobe (they've worked together for years). The one time, she was like, "Have you seen his shoes?!?" He used to have this pair that was totally falling apart, and she said she was having trouble focusing on anything else in one of their practice's staff meetings (he's since replaced those). So, nope, not just you!