What is one secret (or opinion) about your pdoc/therapist that you would never ever share with them?

C'mon... be honest, folks.

It could be something like "I LOVE YOU. YOU ARE MY ONE TRUE LOVE. PLS MARRY ME ", OR it could be "I hate you. You're a friggin' stupid donkey butt "



Mine...
pdoc: "You're especially talented at pulling things out your @ss."
therapist: "You're a cool guy. For realz, we could could be BFFs... but alas..."