I swear to god... and this is no joke... I got my pill cutter from a gas station.

But, it kind of makes sense. Well, actually... I take that back. it makes at lot of sense....

If you're going to snort the Ritalin you just bought off some bum behind the gas station, you might want to cut it in half to save the rest for later.

Edit: Ok... It was a 7-11. Got it in the medicine section.