My sense of humor is quirky. I usually come up with gags on the fly, especially when I get bored. The synapses start firing.

On Friday, I told my HS class I was in my "Stanley Hudson" phase (The Office) and I would end all of my instructions to them with "and shove it up your butt". I went on to tell them to "take out your books, open to page 232, read the first paragraph, write down your thoughts, and shove it up your butt".

I'll probably get fired on Monday morning. It was a nice run.