Toilet, I want an imaginary pet! He sounds so cool!

Umm, I've told my T...

1. That having CBT made me want to kill my psychologist
2. That I love my car so much that sometimes I get out of bed just to look at it out of the window
3. That I used to think the world was going to end, every day
4. That I used to think someone was hiding in my flat, and I used to check for them inside the microwave, down the toilet, and in the washing machine
5. Recently, that I wrote out something to tell her on a sheet of paper, then burnt it and buried the ashes in the garden. I wrote it out again, and ripped it up and ate it. Took aaaaages.

Hmmm, all looks a bit worse now I've written it down