I'M ****ING BORED MAN!

My family is gone now, visiting my husband's parents who live five hours away.

Initially I was like, SWEET! FREEDOM!

But now I don't know what to do with myself!

I was looking forward to this peace and quiet, but my husband thinks I'm doing pretty bad right now and I can admit that I'm having a situation, and in order for him to go and not stay home, he made me agree to do and not do this whole list of things!

Examples:

I can't go out drinking with my friends. NO ALCOHOL.
I can't write for extended periods of time. (Originally this was don't write at all, but I got him to go a little bit more lenient on it.)
I have to go to bed at midnight.
I have to get eight hours of sleep (haha. lol on this one.).
I can't go to the park.
I have to eat enough because I'm getting too thin.
I have to text him every two hours.
I have to relax.
I have to take my meds as directed.
I can't do positive affirmations or burn paper or do anything to get rid of the negative entity.

Lol. Jeez.

But... I guess I don't blame him. When he visited his parents over Christmas it ended kind of bad.

I can't even go outside and smoke incessantly because there's this enormous hornet that really likes our patio. I can hear it buzzing from a mile away. That's how big it is. It freaks me out. I don't know why. I'm a million times bigger than it. Of course, I don't have a stinger.

Okay. That was my rant.