So... I put an alarm on my phone last night to remind me to take my medication (as usual). Well, I was so tired that I ended up falling asleep at like 7pm.

The stupid alarm never went off! F*** me!

I also double checked my alarm. Sure enough, it WAS supposed to go off at 8pm... and it never did

Dumb iPhone! I hate you!

It wants to see me die. It's probably pissed off that I dropped it down the stairs yesterday -- but I swear it was a mistake! I didn't mean to hurt it!

What a vengeful little asshole! It also knows there's nothing I can do about it. It's probably thinking, "Oh, what are you gonna do? Are you gonna throw me down the stairs again? Go ahead... do it. You know you want to. Just see what happens when you throw me down the stairs again, b*tch."