well, if you want to be technical here...

your husband said no alcohol, but he didn't say anything about doing hardcore drugs

though in all seriousness, i like to read wikipedia articles when i'm bored. it's fun when you click "random article"... because you don't know what kind of f***ed up sh*t you're going to get. (and believe me, i've gotten some F***ED UP sh*t.) but that's half the fun

i also browse reddit. they have a cool BP community there