How often do you shower?
I've been trying to get back into the habit of showering once a day, in the evenings on weekdays. Else i can go weeks without showering despite working a full-time desk job in IT. Sometimes, I probably smell over the weekend.

How often do you brush your teeth?
I'm trying to brush once a day, after my shower in the evenings. Else, again, I can go without for weeks.

I don't floss.

Wash your hair?
Once every two weeks or less. I find it takes a lot of energy. I try to rinse my hair once in a while as my scalp is horribly dry and flaky and I've thick wavy hair, which leads to a disgusting combination of dry flakes at work if I run my fingers through my hair. Which I do a lot due to anxiety. I'm gross.

Shave your legs?
Never. I wear long pants all the time at work despite how all the other women wear skirts or dresses.

I'm a slob despite my job.