Dear MC,
Sorry for the rather long, handwritten note about calling me to reschedule our appointment, but you can blame the receptionist for that one: She gave me a sheet from a legal pad to write on! So if all I said was, "Hey, now that you're back in the office, could you call to reschedule?" the paper would have looked very empty. It's on her for not just giving me a Post-it! (Then again, she doesn't know my reputation for verbosity...)

But, um, yeah, call or text about rescheduling, OK? Cause H and I have stuff to talk about. And I miss you.

--LT