When I was 7, I used to play BINGO with my grandma at her senior citizen's center. It cost $0.10 to play a game... and there were like 30 old ladies there. So, if you won, you'd win like $3.

I kept beating all the old ladies at BINGO. (I guess I got lucky.) Then someone's b*tchy grandma got her old-lady panties in a knot because she never won a single game, so she b*tched to the BINGO guy that I "was engaging in underage gambling". I wasn't allowed to play anymore.

I think I had a lifetime earnings of like $30 over the span of 1 year.