I used to have 2 bosses at my old job, which was kind of weird (since you normally only have 1 boss).

One was psycho. The other kept using hand lotion for no reason

The psycho one would hurl horrible insults at you and say how awful you were. Then she'd walk away and come back a minute later. "OMG You have to hear this joke!! LOL"

The hand lotion one was weird... Whenever I'd ask her for help, she'd come over to my computer and show me how to do something, but all her sticky, greasy hand lotion would get all over my mouse, keyboard, and desk. It was horrible when it got all over my chair. One time she got it all over my leg, too.