Oh my goodness, why does everything always come down to sex with you?! Fwiw, our newfound honesty does not mean my genitals can become subject matter for discussion. That one is still well out of bounds as far as you're concerned and I certainly wasn't offering them up

Nothing I do is for just one reason- this was no different. It was: an acknowledgment that I was, in our recent communication , a bit of a jerk. It was opening up the subject for you to call me on it, it was an apology, and it was meant to make you laugh, and to re-establish some humour in our relationship.

Just to re-iterate--- it was not in any way a reference, metaphor, or in any other way meant as a door for you to involve my bits in our discussion. It ain't happening!