I still haven't had my first therapy appointment. I'd kill for a therapy appointment.

Maybe I'll tell her that with a cold, passive demeanour, when asked: "So you have schizoaffective disorder?" "Schizoaffective disorder. You know, the other day I said: 'I would kill (short silence) for a therapy appointment."

"And it's not really borderline. More antisocial. But we'll see..."