when you buy a pet bird, thinking you'll look after it- and have it forever, then a couple of days later, you get so frustrated with it- you'll do anything in your power to rid yourself of it (fact, actually happened to me!)
you've been on so many medications you can list them and also their side affects

you show up to work in a multicolored outfit, but you're so euphoric, you really don't care- and have forgot to take in to account half the clothes don't even fit, or match for that matter

the word, "cycling", means a lot more than riding a bike

you turn your bedroom in to a medieval castle, then spend the next 20 minits trying to work out where you're going to sleep, as your bed got destroyed in the process

you believe you could possibly star in a sequel to the movie superman