I call myself ROCKFIGHTER1 when playing poker.
Belive it or not, there is a rockfighter with case letters and another with the 1.
So I had to settle for that tacky big name.

Now, when I'm playing, I remember the rock fights from grade school.
I was good at 'em. Almost go to jail for one.

Other players are intrigued by the name. And ask me what's all about.
"Rock fighting". "What?." "With real rocks?", "yep". "You use a shield"
"Count me OUT!".

What if I got something going here?. I know plenty of people that will rock fight for money.
I'm thinking of rules. Like distance, equipment, where to find 'em and when the contest finishes. Thoughts?.