When on a date you burn your leg on the hot pipe of his motorcycle, twist your ankle while hiking around a lake (same date), then head to a motel with him for sex. It took two months for the burn to heal and I still have a scar.

Believing you're a sexual goddess with the power to heal any man with a sob story, married or not.

Staying up all night bidding on Juicy Couture bracelet charms on eBay. I bought 10 of them.

Spending Fourth of July getting high with your daughter and your ex-husband. I hadn't smoked pot in over 30 years. Then I slept with him, and I tripped going to the bathroom and tore the nail off my big toe. Burnt calf, swollen ankle, and now a missing toe nail (for those who are keeping track of my injuries lol) all on the same leg.