I'm talking with my neighboor's friend and we started talking about dogs and cats.
Me "I like dogs and hate cats". The guy "I have a cat and they are so adorable."
" You don't own cats, they own you." "Not mine. she comes to me all the time".
"Yes, to get fed and brushed." "Otherwise they're good for nothing" "My dogs will give their life for me". "If I let 'em lose they will bite all of you on command".
"If they bite me, I'll shoot them." "If you shoot 'em I'll shoot you."
"Then I'll shoot you and the dogs". "Wanna try?" "are you armed.?"
"Not right now." "Then you lost." "See, dog people are always armed."
Besides, who wants a box full of sshit in their house, cat people do have one".
"That's is bs!" "No is cs." Are you serious". "No, I'm kidding, of course".
He gave me a way out. I won already.
Why can't I at least shut up!!.