OK this is what I wanted to say:

I went to the eye doctor yesterday, because the impact of my car accident,
broke all hell loose with my floaters. I'm telling the girl I'm there because my vision is bad due to an accident. (BTW, never tell an eye doctor about an accident. My previous eye doctor refused to see me because of the accident.

She insists that I take the eye exam, because "it will be good for your prescription". "I don't need a prescription sweetheart." "I got 20/20 vision".
"Are those just for reading?." "Yes". "They are 1.25 and is too much."
"I don't need an exam when one of my eyes is falling down."
"I'm sorry, I have to follow protocol." "What you need to do is dialate my eye
so the doctor can see what's wrong."
"I'm not getting an eye exam with one eye falling down and half the other."
"I'm sorry sir, if "we" don't do the eye exam, you can't see the doctor."
I already was with a Champion hanging, because the other arsole doesn't see accident pacients, so I complied.
"OK". "Just off the record." "No sir on the record". "Go ahead, we're burning daylight."
I knew what was coming, that's why fought so hard. 20/25. Can you imagine Superman with 20/25 vision?. She also dilates my two eyes.
When the doctor saw my eye, told me: "Don't leave, I'll see you in a 1/2hr."
"Laser doc?." "You got it.".
Went the reception to pay. I had a big poker tourney that night, and I'm chicken. "I'll come back on Wedsnday". "I'm busy."
"The doctor said right away. It is serious.".

It happened that this doc is a better welder than the other. And has better welding equipment too. My eye is coming back to normal and I'm sure it will return to 100% capacity. However, how do I steal the record?.
Superman is not a crook. But has a reputation to uphold.