I am actually so good at the Art of the Deal. This boss was asking me advice on how to handle customers. I knew she was a little nuts when I met her. We instantly connected and became fast friends. I joked about how only iffy people take such a shining to me, lol. But I stay cool, am a super negotiator, make everybody as happy as possible, and don't burn my bridges. I told her I am sorry it didn't work out and I look forward to remaining friends.

My mother jokes how I can tell people to F off so elegantly that they thank me!