Another update: I'm back off the living room couch, but somewhat reluctantly. I keep mulling over the pros and cons of being divorced or remaining married. But I can't really tell if I'm just afraid or hopeful in unrealistically disproportionate amounts for one or the other. "Divorce in haste, repent at leisure." Wait, wasn't that...never mind...
In any event, I can just as easily pick up divorce proceedings a week or month or three months from now, so for now I'm waiting.