1. What is your idea of perfect happiness ?
Living peacefully alone with little worry. I want a job with whose salary I can pay bills without worry, give to charity at least once a year, and buy gifts for people. I would like to share my writing as well.
2. What is your greatest fear ?
Being dependent upon other people. It makes me feel trapped.
3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself ?
I can be rather heartless and may come off as self-centered, though I really don't mean to.
4. What is the trait you most deplore in others ?
I cannot stand dishonesty and disrespect. I feel all crimes-whatever the degree-fall into at least one of these categories.
5. Which living person do you most admire ?
I don't really admire anyone in particular, however, there are certain traits I admire in others-those being intelligence and perseverance.
6. What is your greatest extravagance ?
I know nothing of this "extravagance". I am a proud cheapskate. I wash and reuse aluminium foil and zip-lock bags, for goodness sake!
7. What is your current state of mind ?
I don't tend to feel emotions very often or very strongly, so my current state of mind can only be described as calm.
8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue ?
Zeal. It seems much too aggressive.
9. On what occasion do you lie ?
I have only ever lied to keep from coming in to work on my day off and it aggravates me to no end that this is the only method which keeps the conversation to a minimum.
10. What do you most dislike about your appearance ?
As of late I have been annoyed by the fact that, no matter whether I wear sunscreen or not, I always tan in the summer. Tanned skin isn't ugly, it simply doesn't suit me. I also sometimes feel my nose is not a very nice shape or that my square jaw is a bit odd-looking.
11. Which living person do you most despise ?
I despise no one-because I do not feel emotion strongly enough to do so.
12. What is the quality you most like in a man ?
Reliability, strength, politeness, respectfulness, honesty, self-awareness, and intelligence.
13. What is the quality you most like in a woman ?
The above apply here as well.
14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse ?
I have an awful habit of saying "isn't it?" after a question, even if it makes no grammatical sense whatever.
15. What or who is the greatest love of your life ?
My left hand. We have had 21 years of happiness together.
16. When and where were you happiest ?
I have been happiest in tranquil solitude.
17. Which talent would you most like to have ?
I would love good balance and coordination.
18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be ?
I do not have the ability to teleport. I would like to have said ability.
19. What do you consider your greatest achievement ?
I have not impressed myself as of yet, so I will have to answer this question when I do.
20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be ?
I have always loved crows, so I suppose that would be my obvious choice, unless I can simply come back as myself and live as an undead being. If the latter is possible, I would prefer not to be the brain-eating sort, as eating the brains of others is rather impolite.
21. Where would you most like to live ?
I will stay here, thank you. I have no sense of direction, so moving anywhere would prove disastrous.
22. What is your most treasured possession ?
My brain.
23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery ?
A world clouded in an impenetrable ignorance which breeds a hate so strong it disguises itself as reason. Does this make sense?
24. What is your favorite occupation ?
I enjoy a job in which I am left alone to work and which requires very little social interaction.
25. What is your most marked characteristic ?
My sarcasm, most definitely.
26. What do you most value in your friends ?
Honesty and self-awareness.
27. Who are your favorite writers ?
I will list the authors of my favorite books: John Steinbeck, Dalton Trumbo, Ray Bradbury, Upton Sinclair, Lewis Carroll, and Akira Toriyama. (Comics count)
28. Who is your hero of fiction ?
Goku from Dragon Ball, of course!
29. Which historical figure do you most identify with ?
None, I suppose, though there are certainly those I think had very good ideas and with whom I share beliefs.
30. Who are your heroes in real life ?
I have no heroes.
31. What are your favorite names ?
I rather like the name Alexander.
32. What is it that you most dislike ?
Bodily fluids and anything to do with the human mouth.
33. What is your greatest regret ?
I always give my telephone number to anyone who asks. It never crosses my mind to give a wrong number, refuse the request, or lie that I've misplaced my phone. It gets troublesome.
34. How would you like to die ?
Painlessly and very. very old.
35. What is your motto ?
**** happens, get over it.