I just heard about these on the radio!

The George Bush Virus... a virus that keeps searching for viruses of mass destruction...

The John Kerry Virus... a virus that saves on both sides of the disk, and prints little purple hearts all over the screen...

The Bill Clinton Virus... a virus with a permanent harddrive but no memory...

The Monica Lewinsky Virus... a virus the sucks all the memory out of your harddrive but then publishes it to everyone...

The Lorraine Bobbit Virus... converts your harddrive to a 3 1/2" floppy then throws it out Windows.

LOL gotcha.