I know I shouldn't comment on this because I am SO not where you are in life...

But you're really funny and clearly intelligent. Is it possible that women assume that you're already taken?

Typing that, I realize how dumb it sounds
But I have been wondering about "vibes" a lot lately. You sound very date-able to me, which is a creepy and inappropriate thing for me to say.

I'm going to go ahead and shut up now.