Dear T,

As your patient first, I wish you didn't decide to be a therapist to my best friend/roommate. Because now she has pushed me too far over the edge and I want you to punish her for me. I know this isn't healthy. Maybe this is more a conflict of interest for me, rather than you. But I really don't trust talking to you about my issues with my best friend.

I want a new therapist.
I want my old therapist back.
Too bad she doesn't do therapy anymore, huh?