Ha! I so a psychologist at one point who had like 50 elephant statues around his office, many of them on the round coffee table in the middle of the room. He was actually quite a good therapist, and I would have kept working with him, elephants and all, but I moved to another city fairly quickly.

The story behind the elephants was that he had gone on safari at one point and had purchased like two figurines while in Africa. Clients got the idea that he was into elephants and started giving him more figurines as gifts. Then it just kind of turned into a joke. My sister used to see him and told him that she believed all the uplifted trunks indicated that he had a phallic fixation. LOL! (They were actually really gorgeous figurines though.)