Here is my desk at work. If my one at home weren't currently a toxic waste dump, I would share that so you could see my cool Devil Duckies and my Happy Bunny statue that says "I love everybody except you pinheads."
I resized it so it wouldn't be so hard to download, which sacrificed some of the clarity, but the stuff on top of the monitor is a $2 blue plastic bear from the Como Park (St. Paul-area) zoo, an original Smurfette that Clay Whitmer gave me for my 18th birthday (in 1983, when Smurfs were the thing), and Stressa, from the line of "office gods" which isn't produced anymore, I don't think. I used to have "Caffeina," who was holding a giant coffee mug, but she broke.

Stressa is pulling her hair out, which describes most of my days anyway!
(Edited to add that the messy papers, soda cans, and a plastic kazoo (don't ask

) are on the side of the desk I *didn't* take a picture of! LOL)