I have just been reminded that one of the ones I saw, the one with the very turquoise room and wooden chairs had a door that wouldn't shut properly and she had to barricade us in with a table!

She also looked about 20 years older than her profile picture and, before I had even said a single word, not even hello, had me filling in a questionnaire asking, amongst other things, whether I was suicidal or had ever harmed another human being. Oh, and the second session her flies were undone and I was like, seriously, who doesn't check for that when meeting alone in a room with another person, or is that just me?

She did seem quite nice just a bit (OK, maybe a lot) out there and certainly not for me!