Picture one: My "motivational humour" posters , kleenex, lamp, laptop (obviously), blue stapler, post-it notes, pen holder, iPod beside the external keyboard (ergonomics!), mouse, printer (covered with a Bible and other papers) and my webcam, random junk on the desk and in the corner - lava lamp

Picture two: Okay, the random junk on my desk is my camera battery charger, hair elastics and post-it notes (purple!). Not pictured is a cute little cup holding batteries and loose change, a water bottle, bottle of aspirin and my tv and vcr remotes. lol