Hello TishaBuv: My father had a saying he used to toss out on a regular basis... not directly at me... but the intent was there I imagine: "If you were as low in stature as you are in character, you could walk under a snake's belly with a stove-pipe hat on!)" Unfortunately, as it has turned out, I think he was pretty-much on target!

There is much in my past I simply can never talk about to anyone... to say nothing of putting it out here on the internet... even anonymously! Fortunately for me, my humiliation meter is strong enough that it ensures none of this stuff will ever come out. The Skeezyks is too old now to grow up...

I hope that, in some way, you can find peace with those things in your life that cause you embarrassment and shame...