BP(=British Personality) forum is way too crowded, man, innit?

I found this on page 4, I can't sleep, Blimey! It's like my head is going anti-clockwise, arse!

It was a stag knight, drinkin some pints with my lads, I'm absolutely knackered! No, none of this is true, my pub crawl days are far far behind me.

It was just weird, I thought I was really ready to get the rest and sleep few hours ago, the sleep was shallower than the stage that I could be dreaming in, and I was thinking non-stop. It was very conscious sleep, not at all intentional, so it's better than nothing yet feels very unsatisfied because the reason that I'm completely out of bed right now is this drunken man outside yelling into his celly possibly to his poor wife. o, well..