I should be a salesman!

I was at the table and my mom is helping her friend with a business in selling. She's good at selling things but she's too honest she says.

I said I can sell you anything..

The crystal bowl on the table....

"Have you heard the song twinkle twinkle little star?".
"Yes".
"Have you ever looked up at the stars and wondered what they are? Well some of them are actually diamonds. Very dense like this crystal bowl as it has lead in it very close to a diamond".

A pen on the table...

"Do you like to write?".
"Yes".
"What do you need to write?".
"A pen".
"Do you have a pen on you?".
"No".
"Well here is a pen".

The food on the table....

"Are you a greatful person for what you have?"
"Yes I very much am".
"Are you hungry?"
"No I just ate".
"Well, there's lost's of people starving in Africa and you wouldn't want this food to go to waste because I'm going to throw it away right in front of you if you don't buy this food!".

So I changed my quad description to this....

"Do you want a cheap quad that is barely used mostly on flat road with perfect tires, an extra seat and container, a wrinch and a full tank when you arrive? Well my god this is the quad for you!

299 hours, works like new.

Need money to buy my sister a birthday present in July. If you can take advantage of this good deal then that would be perfect!".

Honesty? Nope. There's a flat tire but I pumped it up and when they find out, it's already sold..

And that is why people call salesmen sleezy because some, they are psychological geniuses