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Originally Posted by atisketatasket
I have a theory that cats can expand themselves infinitely. A 10-lb. cat who does not wish to be moved quickly morphs himself into a 50-lb. cat.
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Originally Posted by stopdog
And can seemingly stretch completely across a queen size bed leaving no room for the human
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Small children are excellent at this too, particularly when they work in pairs, and join forces with cats... Forget it, you're never sleeping in again. Ever.
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'...
At poor peace I sing
To you strangers (though song
Is a burning and crested act,
The fire of birds in
The world's turning wood,
For my sawn, splay sounds,)
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Dylan Thomas, Author's Prologue
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