"That is the ugliest shirt I have ever seen. Do you own a mirror?"

I did indeed laugh out loud when I read this one. I have wanted to say the same to my t ... or "What were you thinking when you put that combination of clothes together?" ... or quite frankly, submitted my t to the TV show, "What not to wear".

Things I wish I could say,: "I love you."

"Tell me something about yourself that I'd be surprise to know." And I wish she would answer.

"If you were describing me to your husband, what would you say?" I might actually ask her this one.