Got two Dachshunds. Male and female. No chance for sex either way. Besides, she's a minor. Male is Whiskey, female Lola. Whiskey is over the hill. Will be or is eight this year.
He tries to keep up, but a teenager is too much for him.
Whiskey gets depressed when I do. Lola hasn't live enough to know about that. She's a year and a half old.
When I'm manic, I play the harmonica and they sing. I take them for walks and throw them in the pool. I hafta get them out fast. Dachs can't swim. Again dachs don't swim.
Too short legs.
I hope Whiskey will not get depressed ever again.

BTW, when Whiskey runs away I'm going thru all the neighborhood shouting Whiskey!! Whiskey!!.
Once the dog is back in the house, I wonder about the neighboors.