One time when I was having a depressive episode (lasted for over 2 years) my pdoc said "there are people out there who never get better." I spat back--"what, so I should feel fortunate I have only been depressed for 2 years?"

I know he was trying to encourage me by reminding me that I can get over the depression, but it just came out wrong.

From my ultimate favorite T who is with the angels..."I have cancer."