Hello sophisticated members of this forum:

My use of the facilities left me thinking I need to make a comment.
I've been seaching up and down, and didn't find a thread to dump it.
So here is mine. Let's try to converse about **** and shits in a refined manner.

This morning I started a journal about my bowel movement. Since I plan to build it for a long time, it's in semi-columns. Graded from A(outstanding) to F(****ed up.)
Subjects are lengh, width, number, color, consistency and last but not east, smell.

With our condition and the constant change of meds I think if I get out of Beta to at least 1.1. And find an atractive title, like "Your Heath in a Turd."
I can sell millions. Or at least use it to wipe my ***.
C'mon don't be bashful, worse research has been done. Comments?.