I don't fly or sail either, Froggy. I mean, not even a really good English lawn mower race could get me on a plane.

I guess I will have to fire up the old lawn mower here in the USA and rally some of my neighbors to race.

Oh wait-- I live in the city-- we don't have lawns. I could race the old ladies with those cool little shopping carts. I actually do own one of those, lolol.